clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud
this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor